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kropotkindersurprise:

Wise words from Comrade Singh.

(via charlyritter)

sigmadecay:

sigmadecay:

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

When I was in Norway at the Gojira show a guy in the pit grabbed me & said “open your mouth”

And I did

He suspected (correctly) that I was dehydrated & was judging by the color of my tongue

But I fully heard “open your mouth” & thought “wow this stranger is going to spit in my mouth”

And then, naturally, I thought “well let’s see where he’s going with this”

(via gayy-vegan)

lovewithagirl:

depsidase:

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The idea of *requesting* time off is insane. It is *notifying* of time that you won’t be at work. They don’t own you; you simply sell them your time. You notify them as a courtesy so they can staff accordingly. They can’t dictate your life. It’s fucked. /end description]

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vamprisms:

someone please give me 200,000,000 in cash and like 2 ibuprofen you will not regret it

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smilesleepandspeak:

Me trying to figure out which of my own personal actions caused a seismic change in the universe which made my team lose rather than just accepting that they played badly

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socialmaya:

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beautiful-wildlife:

Harvest Mouse climbing up a dandelion by Matt Binstead

(via vegannerdgirl)

transmutationisms:

spam emails are horrifying on an entirely different level once you actually begin to grapple with the material reality of ‘cyberspace’. how many servers were involved in dumping this message into my trash folder, where are they located, how much water goes into cooling them every day? where did the metals come from to build these facilities, who maintains them, how much labour and suffering and exploitation is required to bombard me with 50 messages a day i don’t even look at for products i will never buy? not just useless or a nuisance, but actively harming the earth & its people, and for what. zero social value, zero human communication, just capital trying to metastasise

(via vegannerdgirl)

breakfastteatime:

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crabs-but-better:

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

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edwad:

sorry boss, i can’t make it to work today or ever again for the rest of my life becaus i don’t want to

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